Lets Talk About Porno Studio Tycoon!

Every wanted to run your own porn empire? Me either, but that’s exactly what this game lets you do and…it’s confusing as hell. 

Porno Studio Tycoon is one of those sim management games like Game Dev Tycoon, but instead of developing games you’re making X rated movies. This game could be fun to make fun of if it wasn’t so confusing to play. Nothing is easy to do in this game. Everything from choosing a location to make a movie to actually filming the movie is confusing as hell. I couldn’t figure anything out and I’m not the only one having this problem. The UI is terrible, the tutorial (if you could call it that) doesn’t teach you anything, and the only thing I knew how to do after about 25 minutes of trying is hire new porn stars to star in my films.

Making the films is more confusing then it should be. It’s funny that I can hear funny sounds in the background while they’re “working”, but putting everything together to make a good film is challenging. I wanted to have fun with this game and come here and make fun of it, but instead I’m here writing about how confusing it is to actually play it.

This game has a mixed rating on Steam because (like me) people don’t know how to play the game. How hard is it to have sex? Well… make movies centered around sex :). In Game Dev Tycoon all I had to do was choose a genre, select who would be working on my game, and adjust some sliders to make it happen. I have no idea how to film a good movie, what props to use, or even how to edit the film after it’s done because the game didn’t teach me anything. The beginner mode is challenging and the advanced mode is challenging. There are plenty of different genres in this game, the character models look good, and the idea is interesting because there aren’t many games like this, but the execution is poor.

Porno Studio Tycoon is a mess of a game that’s not worth $20. I refunded my copy and spent that money on a better game. I recommend staying far away from this game. Get your pleasures from Porn Hub. At least you’ll walk away satisfied :).

I’m pretty sure that I’m the only that’s tried this game, but I’ll ask anyway. Have you played Porno Studio Tycoon? What did you think of it?

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Author: Drakulus

I'm a hardcore gamer that enjoys every type of genre there is. I'm also a father of four kids, two girls and two boys, and love to write about whatever pops into my head.

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